Celebrifunk

The Heathers are in a slight funk, but there's no reason to panic; everything will be fine in the end.

Good job keeping a stiff upper lip, Blake. Like me, I know you're hurting on the inside.

My team isn't doing as badly as they did last week, but still -- we're not #1.  I'm looking at my list, and really, I don't see why we're not numero uno. 

Does Celebrifantasy not realize that Angelina Jolie is finally out of the hospital, Lindsay is engaged in a liaison dangereuse, and have we even seen Blake Lively on the cover of Vanity Fair? (Can you say "cute!"?) 

Again, La Vida Kenny is the "king" of The Locomotion. He even made Celebrifantasy's weekly digest of highest scorers of the week! How absurd is that? How can the Spears sisters keep that team up?!

As I mentioned before, LVK still has two people that have scored 0. Zero. Nada. Zlich. 

In other "happy" news, The Talking Heads are doing better than last week. It seems that Matthew McConaughey is still holding the team. Strange, celebricouple Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer (Johniston?) are very low key. 

The Donna Changs are holding strong. I'm surprised Miley is still only scoring 8 points, especially after her performance of "7 Things" on the Today Show concert earlier this week. 

Jessica's bitter that the Jonas Brothers beat Miley by a couple o' points. 

(Maybe Miley's score is low because she doesn't know how to count to seven. But, who can blame her? She's just being Miley.) 

Sometimes I wish that Celebribabies were allowed to be drafted. I know that the Jolie-Pitt clan would win me big points. 

Maybe it's time to drop The Jonas Brothers for Jennifer Garner? 

...wait, why do I still have Kathie Lee Gifford on my team?