Funny Movie Quotes to Use in a Birthday Toast

It seems like any time we need to write an important speech for someone we love and admire, writer's block kicks in. Skip the hours of brainstorming and use some of these Hollywood classics for inspiration.

We’ve rounded up some of our favorite funny quotes which you can personalize for the guest of honor or just repeat as is! Make sure the birthday guest has a sense of humor though, or you might be the one getting laughed at.


  • Funny People –" I had no idea I was the old guy until I looked at you guys."

    Image via Movie Fone

  • Old School - "In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds and pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph "Blue" Polaski."

    Image via All Movie Photo

  • Liar Liar - "Hey Creepy, Happy Birthday"

    Image via Sky

  • Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion - "For me, it's like I've just given birth to my own baby girl, except she's like a big giant girl who smokes and says "shit" a lot. You know?"

    Image via Cinema Blend

  • Wall Street Money Never Sleeps - “Getting old is not for sissies, kid.”

    Image via Manny the Movie Guy

  • Star Wars - "May the force be with you"

    Image via The News Burner

  • Rapunzel - “That's the funny thing about birthdays, they're kind of an annual thing.”

    Image via FanPop

  • Roxanne - "I'd rather be with the people in this room, than the best people in the world!"

    Image via Sony Movie Channel

  • Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium - “I don’t know why grown-ups don’t believe what they did when they were kids. I mean, aren’t they supposed to be smarter?"

    Image via Total Film

  • The Hangover - "We're a wolf pack of four, wandering the desert, searching for strippers and cocaine."

    Image via Movie Banter

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