HOLIDAYS
HOLIDAYS
When you’re a father, sometimes you just have to laugh. These quotes are just as good as any joke, which is perfect for the dad who finds the humor in any situation.
A father carries pictures where his money used to be. ~Author Unknown
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. ~Phyllis Diller
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again. ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. ~ Mark Twain
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. ~Bill Cosby
Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow. ~Reed Markham
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. ~Phyllis Diller
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again. ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. ~ Mark Twain
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. ~Bill Cosby
Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow. ~Reed Markham
Father's Day
Delectable Dessert
Ideas
Delectable Dessert
Ideas
Mrs. Beasley's
Father's Day
Cupcakes
Father's Day
Cupcakes
A Father's Day Poem
for Grandpas
for Grandpas
