The Best Birthday Toast Samples

Since the traditional toast involves a short saying and then drinking, most birthday toasts include a reference to alcohol.On your birthday, here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.

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Happy birthday to you
And many to be,
With friends that are true
As you are to me!

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Another candle in your cake?
Well, that's no cause to pout,
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow the damn thing out.

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Although another year is past,
He seems no older than the last.

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Here's to Bill. No matter how old he is, he doesn't look it.

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May this next year bring you the very best of happiness, health, and fortune.

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Many happy returns of the day of your birth:
Many happy blessings to brighten your pathway on earth;
Many friendships to cheer and provoke you to mirth;
Many feastings and frolics to add to your girth.

Source: Robert L. Lord