Fake a Tan

If you're going to dress up like a cast member from the Jersey Shore, you need to start with the right color pallette - give your skin a nice, orange glow.

Tanning salons, while popular among guido and guidettes, are not the healthiest option to achieve a fake tan. Why not use a self-tanner?

The Top Self-Tanners

Neutrogena Sunless Tanning Spray Micro Mist - the spray gives an even, natural look and at only $9.99 it's a guidette shopping bargain!

Fake Bake Tanning Lotion Self-Tanner - this is said to be the best on the market and the price reflect it at a whopping $89.99. You might want to commit to becoming a full-fledged guidette before buying this.

Go & Glow Self Tanning Spray - for the guidette who also cares about the environment, this organic self-tanner is good for you and good for the planet. Pick it up for $30.00.