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Funny Movie Quotes to Use in a Birthday Toast

Michelle Yastremsky
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It seems like any time we need to write an important speech for someone we love and admire, writer's block kicks in. Skip the hours of brainstorming and use some of these Hollywood classics for inspiration.

We’ve rounded up some of our favorite funny quotes which you can personalize for the guest of honor or just repeat as is! Make sure the birthday guest has a sense of humor though, or you might be the one getting laughed at.

Funny People –" I had no idea I was the old guy until I looked at you guys."

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Old School - "In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds and pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph "Blue" Polaski."

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Liar Liar - "Hey Creepy, Happy Birthday"

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Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion - "For me, it's like I've just given birth to my own baby girl, except she's like a big giant girl who smokes and says "shit" a lot. You know?"

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Wall Street Money Never Sleeps - “Getting old is not for sissies, kid.”

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Star Wars - "May the force be with you"

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Rapunzel - “That's the funny thing about birthdays, they're kind of an annual thing.”

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Roxanne - "I'd rather be with the people in this room, than the best people in the world!"

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Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium - “I don’t know why grown-ups don’t believe what they did when they were kids. I mean, aren’t they supposed to be smarter?"

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